♡ All I Ever Wanted Was the World ♡

"A book is a mirror: if an ape looks into it an apostle is hardly likely to look out." - Georg C. Lichtenberg

"A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song." - Maya Angelou

I love this picture for so many reasons.

I'm just kidding. I'm a Cher brat and am eagerly awaiting her album's U.S. release. I'm sure if she wasn't a Muggle, Bellatrix would be proud.
 
Wow. I haven't been here in a while. Fucking college applications.

Teach Me How to Dougie - Cali Swag District
So What - P!nk
Break the Ice - Britney Spears
I Feel Like Dancin' - All Time Low
The Boys of Summer - The Ataris
Want U Back - Cher Lloyd
Hold My Hand - New Found Glory
What Makes You Beautiful - One Direction
Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen
With Me - Sum 41
Fighter - Christina Aguilera
Down - Blink-182

Seriously, why do people care so much about what random people are doing in their lives? Live and let live.

anthem: Slow Down Baby by Christina Aguilera
I've never had the experience of a guy trying to take over my life, but I think I'd react like Christina. I can live with this anthem.
dance: Me & U by Cassie
I can't dance to a song about, no wait, I can totally dance to a song about oral sex. Especially if it's this song. And it's a lap dance.
happy: See U in the Dark by Honor Society
This song does make me happy. One day I'll find a guy who wants to see me in the dark.
sad: I'm Into You by Jennifer Lopez feat. Lil Wayne
I wouldn't call this a sad song, except maybe sad in that its lyrics are shit. Now I'm sad that this is my sad song.
love: Countdown by Beyonce
If anyone can make being a wife look totally fabulous, it's Beyonce. Good choice iPod.
sing along: The Boys You Do (Get Back At You) by The Summer Set
I LOVE singing along to this song. What's better than a pissy ex-boyfriend trying to get back at his trollop ex-girlfriend?
life story: Super Bass by Nicki Minaj feat. Ester Dean
So my life story is my head-over-heels attraction to a guy that sells coke and never flies coach? At least I'll never be bored.
future: Tongue Tied by Stereo Skyline
I'm destined to a future of stuttering myself into embarrassment in front of my crush who, according to Nicki Minaj, deals coke and never flies coach? Great.
perfect guy: She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5
Aw! I'll meet a guy who loves me so much he'll make sure I never go without it! Which I'll need after my relationship with coke dealer and non coach flier doesn't work out. (Which it won't. Those types rarely make good boyfriends.)
most meaningful: Tik Tok by Ke$ha
Getting drunk and having sex means the most to me, apparently. iPod, how did you know?
best friend: Check Yes, Juliet by We the Kings
My friend is Juliet Capulet? Considering Juliet was a dumb b!tch, I'm not too thrilled. Maybe it just means she's cautious and tends to second-guess herself, which does describe my best friend.
your enemy: I Am Not A Whore by LMFAO
This is too easy.
biggest fear: Radar by Britney Spears
I don't want to be on someone's radar? Alright...
motto: Yeah! by Usher feat. Lil John and Ludacris
Going for things you want is a good motto, but I think Usher was only using it to hook up with this hot girl he met at a club. I think I'll use this motto for better purposes, like hooking up with a hot guy I'll meet at a club.
death: Run the Show by Kat DeLuna feat. Busta Rhymes
If I'm dying while listening to this song, I must have a pretty sweet death in store for me.
funeral: Still Dirrty by Christina Aguilera
I'm still a dirty little girl? Actually, that is the message I'd like to leave my mourning loved ones with. Thanks iPod!

Break the Ice by Britney Spears
Bruises and Bitemarks by Good With Grenades
Dip It Low by Christina Milian
Rude Boy by Rihanna
Camera Shy by School Boy Humor
Don't Stop by Innerpartysystem
Infatuation by Christina Aguilera
1985 by Bowling for Soup
Under My Skin by Sarah Connor

"I guess it's because I do have a younger audience that, you know, parents worry about the role model thing. But when I was younger, I looked up to people, but I never wanted to be them. I always had my own identity. I'm an entertainer when I'm on stage, and they need to explain that to their kids. That's not my job to do that."-Britney Spears

This is the best thing I have ever conceived.